why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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