you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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