Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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