...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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