I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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