Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Damn victory sex feels great
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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