What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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