My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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