I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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