His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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