i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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