erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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