the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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