I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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