roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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