She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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