Nicole vs. Life
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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