How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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