I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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