is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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