i just google imaged poop.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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