She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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