dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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