i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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