u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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