Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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