Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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