did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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