If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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