someone threw a dead crab at me
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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