Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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