I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
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go home
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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