these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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