Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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