oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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