used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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