No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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