Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Did I show you my penis last night?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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