my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize
