It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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