Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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