i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I am naked and annoyed.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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