google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
