There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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