just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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