I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
