You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Houston, we have a squirter
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
The struggles of a small town man whore
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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