why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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