it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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