I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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