Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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