Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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