omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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